Roses are red,
bison are brown.
They forage on grass roots
held fast by the ground.
Oh their ways are quite ancient
and their demeanor seems patient
until late summer commences.
Then the herd starts converging,
and with the end to a’merging,
the rut hosts a range of offenses.
From this chart you will learn
how it’s hard to discern
the emotions a buffalo possesses.
But there’s one thing that’s true,
from a bovine or you,
nothing soothes like a Valentine’s caresses.
